we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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