Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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