I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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