weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
