You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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