Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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