I think I won the penis lottery.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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