I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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