Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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