Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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