Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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