Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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