the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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