But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
