life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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