Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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