The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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