Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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