Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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