My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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