id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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