watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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