Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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