Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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