Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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