i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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