Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My hand turned me down
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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