Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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