Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Jerry, you need to find god
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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