My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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