Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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