we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just pee around me
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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