this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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