i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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