Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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