Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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