ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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