gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So vagazzling was a success
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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