rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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