I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
