I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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