Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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