I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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