Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
sex in a hospital.. check
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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