ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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