last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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