yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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