I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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