No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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