And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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